I Thought This Was Hilarious...But it might just be that I'm blinded by a thing called...

Real life text messaging:
'Yeah but if I come you have to care for me'
"Lol WHAT IN THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?"
'Um...cook for me. Massage me. Talk to me. All that shit. Wash my jeans. DAILY BLOW JOBS. Things like that.'